WHICH THE SLOWEST SNAIL ON THE GRIDIRON?

It's a real challenge to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron league. These escargot athletes are known for their leisurely pace, making it hard to definitively rank them. Some might say that quarterback Jimbo, with his turtle-paced advances, is the prime candidate. But don't underestimate Mike the linebacker, who consistently crawls

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